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For those who made "How to sell your car" threads you are all wrong

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Old 02-29-2012, 08:42 AM
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Default For those who made "How to sell your car" threads you are all wrong

This is how to sell your car:

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ358237744

This is my Skyline. This motherfcker is the Nissan God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has both. Oh look at me, I like to listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet I6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

This car has got a colorful momo steering wheel (b*tches love colors) Its a 5 speed so you cant talk on the cell while playing gameboy and smoking pot.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.

- Quick list of what its got going on:

- RB20DET - twin-cam turbocharged (158 kW (215 PS) @ 6400 264 Nm (27.0 kgfm) @ 3200 rpm)

- engine was change 48 000 km ago by auto dream in calgary
- walbro fuel injection mod
- pinched and crushed Hks blow off valve
- HKS turbo timer (running 14 psi of boost )
- Greddy front mount inter-cool with silicone hosing
- A/C pump and hosing mod
- Cat back Greddy exhaust
- brand new battery
- Dual flexlite rad fans with external and auxiliary heat pick up
- brembo slotted brakes
- collapsible mirrors
- type M body kits
- Gtr hood
- Riax 17" rims
- Momo racing wheel
- Clarion touchscreen deck
- 2 x 8" subs with 600 watts amp
- active speakers
- spotless interior 9 never smoked in
- skyline floor mats

Bought this vehicle a short while ago for 6500 and parked it in the back yard, I'm asking 5000 for it would go down to 4800 if prompt pick up can be arranged.

Looking to get a cash offer or trade depending on what you got, send pics. The reason I'm selling it is because my dad isn't a big fan of RHD's and no longer wants me to keep it ): no tire kickers and only serious buyers will be considered. Only serious buyer will be emailed also. To the mofo that keeps reporting my ad... get a life.

Its got a stage 3 clutch that was very, very pricey!! I also have a extra race ECU laying around that will add a 100 horsepower increase to the car, normally these run for about a grand or two.

text or call Kal @ 403-593-1400
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:51 AM
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IMO, these were funny the first and only time they were done.
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Old 02-29-2012, 11:15 AM
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Meh this is how to hype up selling a POS!
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Old 02-29-2012, 11:30 AM
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Its funny because if I was looking for a skyline and seen this ad I wouldn't even want to contact the guy the check the car out.
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Old 02-29-2012, 12:49 PM
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The original ad that was like this came from a vancouver craigslist if my sources are correct, i would not buy the car as its clearly subscribng to the missle car mentality. But might contact seller to give him a beer for an entertaining car ad.
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The steering wheel is the most exciting part of that page.
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"I also have a extra race ECU laying around that will add a 100 horsepower increase to the car, normally these run for about a grand or two" Sounds legit!
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The guy just outed himself a 4chan lurker, best of luck to the future owner.
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The guy just outed himself a 4chan lurker, best of luck to the future owner.
Not sure if srs..

This ad was done a long time ago, and was posted all over the net. Anyone that follows car culture in the slightest has seen this already. There were dozens of ad's 100% identical to this one, so no..
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